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Batman & Robin

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Damn.  This movie is messed up.  It's like somebody

you're friends with is carrying lots of china, then

slips and busts their ass so bad that they get

knocked out and all the china breaks on them.  You

know how there are really messed up adaptations of

Shakespeare plays, where they try to make things

"edgy" and "current" but the people just look like

fools?  If you combine the look of one of those

productions will hell you would have this movie.  It

would be funny to hear Clooney get drunk and then

start making confessions about his time making this

movie.  He would be like "This was the best time of

my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"