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Batman Returns

4.876789876545678 out of 5

This movie was a pretty cool journey into some freaky, gothic

world.  I have respect for Tim Burton for delivering two hours of

that fire.  I saw this in a packed movie theatre on opening night,

and the movie commanded the audience.  It was a blockbuster

smash.  Everybody was on smash.  YO- I'M TELLING YOU THIS! 

YESSSSS BABY!!!  Some people want to lie like they don't like

Batman.  Whatever.  It was cool the way they marketed the movie

for me, because I was 12 and I went to McDonalds often.  They had

all these cool plastic collectible soda cups that you could take

home and use for having milk & cookies, drinking large portions

of really good juice, or having a good amount of water by your

bedside.  The problem is this though:  the movie scared parents

and kids, and since they were puss, the movie studio changed the

Batman movies after that into some pretty whack movies.  

Batman Begins brought it back to the coolness though, and Dark

Knight really had people on smash once again.

 

 

I like Michael Keaton as Batman.  I thought he did a fine job

representing as Bruce Wayne too.  I really admire how Michelle

Pfeiffer got so crazy as Catwoman, and Danny DeVito was great

as the Penguin.  I enjoyed the slamming action, and I also got a

kick out of the funny parts in this movie.  So in conclusion, this

movie is a textbook example of what a blockbuster is.  The

marketing behind this beast was colossal, and the movie

delivered to the fans and to the streets.