Basic Instinct (1992)
3.1 out of 5
Calm down man damn.
For those that don't know, Basic Instinct is the story
of this dude {Michael Douglass} who is looking for a
woman who murders fools after she drives them
crazy from doing the freaky-deekie {Sharon Stone}.
Her hobby is to also be horny.
The woman does not like to wear underpants, and
at one point she freaks out Neuman from Seinfeld
when she crosses her legs like woah. She likes an
ice pick, and she is essentialy buckwild in this movie
world. I also think she may be a novelist or
something. Michael Douglass is so intent on catching
her doing murder that he is willing to swing an episode
with this maniac anywhere, at any time. That's all part of
the job to this guy. I saw this movie on spectravision in
Florida while I was on a trip to Disney World with the
Boy Scouts. This one guy was screaming while the
movie was on. The trip was awful, and aside from
the awesome traveling we did, being in the Boy
Scouts was an totally messed up time in my life, and
I am glad it is over.