BLADE
4 out of 5
YES. I got what I paid for when I saw this funny
action movie at the $2 movie theatre in Hell's
Kitchen. I miss that movie theatre. Now, it's just a
theatre for plays that shows some weird shit I can
never relate to. When it was the $2 Cineplex Odeon
it was amazing, but clearly too good to last.
Eventually, it just fell apart because it was too good
to be true. After a while nobody really cleaned the
place, and it was conquered by freeloaders. It
eventually smelled like threatening and depressing
human musky haze associated with things you
don't want to picture. I will always have the
memories of seeing Wesley Snipes act like a damn
fool in this wonderful action movie though.